Confessions Of A Pipe Smoker

[Whalehead King]

14) Okay, okay, it is time for me to get real. I finally and unconditionally admit, at risk of being banned, that there are some pipe smokers I don't want to be around. 'Tells' include: A moustache of a style from more than 120 years ago, braces AKA suspenders on a man who could use a belt (some of us shouldn't bother), an obsession with being the vocal expert on some kind of craft beverage, and above-all-else any form of smartalecky condescension.

Brother, if you know more than somebody else about something uncommon, share your knowledge with joy - don't weaponize it into a manchild game. If you are a jerk when I walk into your B&M, I'm never walking in again. If you mess around with my order, you ain't getting my money again - I work for those credits and I'd rather be fishing.

'People were hip before there were hipsters, and my people will be hip again.' -Uhaha

I know who approves this message------



She is the muse of machine made cigar aficionados.

[Dr Uhaha]

14) Okay, okay, it is time for me to get real. I finally and unconditionally admit, at risk of being banned, that there are some pipe smokers I don't want to be around. 'Tells' include: A moustache of a style from more than 120 years ago, braces AKA suspenders on a man who could use a belt (some of us shouldn't bother), an obsession with being the vocal expert on some kind of craft beverage, and above-all-else any form of smartalecky condescension.

Brother, if you know more than somebody else about something uncommon, share your knowledge with joy - don't weaponize it into a manchild game. If you are a jerk when I walk into your B&M, I'm never walking in again. If you mess around with my order, you ain't getting my money again - I work for those credits and I'd rather be fishing.

'People were hip before there were hipsters, and my people will be hip again.' -Uhaha

I know who approves this message------



She is the muse of machine made cigar aficionados.

When I sent you that picture of my cousin on the rebound, I didn't expect you to spread it around.

[Whalehead King]

14) Okay, okay, it is time for me to get real. I finally and unconditionally admit, at risk of being banned, that there are some pipe smokers I don't want to be around. 'Tells' include: A moustache of a style from more than 120 years ago, braces AKA suspenders on a man who could use a belt (some of us shouldn't bother), an obsession with being the vocal expert on some kind of craft beverage, and above-all-else any form of smartalecky condescension.

Brother, if you know more than somebody else about something uncommon, share your knowledge with joy - don't weaponize it into a manchild game. If you are a jerk when I walk into your B&M, I'm never walking in again. If you mess around with my order, you ain't getting my money again - I work for those credits and I'd rather be fishing.

'People were hip before there were hipsters, and my people will be hip again.' -Uhaha

I know who approves this message------



She is the muse of machine made cigar aficionados.

When I sent you that picture of my cousin on the rebound, I didn't expect you to spread it around.

That's Muriel Hauptmann, an enemy only to those who make her their enemy and a friend for those who have no friends. There are songs about her.

[Houtenziel]

I know who approves this message------



She is the muse of machine made cigar aficionados.

When I sent you that picture of my cousin on the rebound, I didn't expect you to spread it around.

That's Muriel Hauptmann, an enemy only to those who make her their enemy and a friend for those who have no friends. There are songs about her.

Interestingly.. Hauptmann in German translates roughly to "head man", as in leader or captain.
Also.. the conspiracy is starting to unravel..

[Kevin Keith]

When I sent you that picture of my cousin on the rebound, I didn't expect you to spread it around.

That's Muriel Hauptmann, an enemy only to those who make her their enemy and a friend for those who have no friends. There are songs about her.

Interestingly.. Hauptmann in German translates roughly to "head man", as in leader or captain.
Also.. the conspiracy is starting to unravel..

No conspiracy, but semi-devine gift of the Machine Made Cigar semi-deities. In 2014 Muriel Hauptmann was sent as Patroness of Machine Made Cigars to aid mortal men in their selections and to either grant or withhold machine made goodness. Thus far she has been very gracious.

[Dr Uhaha]

16) I concede that sometimes what I really want is a chewy plastic MM stem to chomp on. Probably has something to do with being bottle fed.

[Dr Uhaha]

17) I confess/profess that pipe smokers smell like rose petals compared to cigarette smokers. In fact, I suspect that pipe smokers can still smell and taste things cigarette smokers literally cannot.

[avid]

17) I confess/profess that pipe smokers smell like rose petals compared to cigarette smokers. In fact, I suspect that pipe smokers can still smell and taste things cigarette smokers literally cannot.

wow already up to #17 you're a wreck

[Dr Uhaha]

17) I confess/profess that pipe smokers smell like rose petals compared to cigarette smokers. In fact, I suspect that pipe smokers can still smell and taste things cigarette smokers literally cannot.

wow already up to #17 you're a wreck

You got that sh*t right.
Just getting warmed up.

[avid]

17) I confess/profess that pipe smokers smell like rose petals compared to cigarette smokers. In fact, I suspect that pipe smokers can still smell and taste things cigarette smokers literally cannot.

wow already up to #17 you're a wreck

You got that sh*t right.
Just getting warmed up.

LOL