Confessions Of A Pipe Smoker

Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:07 am

Bro Uhaha wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:42 pm 25) I confess that I lied when I told [mention]Fr_Tom[/mention] I was going to bid $5K on a DG. My apologies.

It is all good. It seemed unlikely but I did WANT to believe you.

Dr Uhaha · Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:54 am

Fr_Tom wrote: ↑Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:07 am
Bro Uhaha wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:42 pm 25) I confess that I lied when I told [mention]Fr_Tom[/mention] I was going to bid $5K on a DG. My apologies.
It is all good. It seemed unlikely but I did WANT to believe you.

For the record: I may be a little crazy, but I am not insane. When I looked in eBay I realized that I already had that seller saved - he has nice pipes. ✔

Dr Uhaha · Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:27 pm

26) I confess that I still do not understand what dryer sheets are actually for, nor to what degree they accomplish that end.

Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:42 pm

Bro Uhaha wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:27 pm 26) I confess that I still do not understand what dryer sheets or actually for, nor to what degree they accomplish that end.

I was on a tour bus one time, and as we got ready to stop, a woman pulls out a compact, inspects her hair from a couple of angles and then whips out what looks like a dryer sheet to "wipe" her hair into place. So, I ask, "Is that a dryer sheet? What on earth are you doing with it?" She told me it cuts down on static, and your hair is not so prone to be flying around. My hair could survive a category 5 hurricane, and you would never know it. I am not concerned about the impact of static electricity. I lodged this data point away though, knowing it would come in handy some day.

I think hair care is the purpose of the sheets.

Dr Uhaha · Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:40 pm

Fr_Tom wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:42 pm I think hair care is the purpose of the sheets.

Ohhh... hair static must be why my lady's head whips around like that every time I forget to use one.

Tour bus, eh? You leaving me bread crumbs Jam Master T?

Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:10 am

Bro Uhaha wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:40 pm
Tour bus, eh? You leaving me bread crumbs Jam Master T?

Fo shizzle...

They might be leading you astray.

Dr Uhaha · Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:50 pm

27) I admit that I do not understand why some people abuse public restrooms the way they do. Hey, man, uh, you know other humans will be in here at some point after you!

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Dr Uhaha · Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:08 pm

28) I confess that I am consciously prejudiced against people who smack gum in waiting rooms. They should be segregated into separate but equal waiting rooms.

Dr Uhaha · Tue Dec 31, 2019 5:39 pm

29) I confess that I am attracted to painted pipes.

Preacher1611 · Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:29 pm

Bro Uhaha wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:08 pm 28) I confess that I am consciously prejudiced against people who smack gum in waiting rooms. They should be segregated into separate but equal waiting rooms.

#6 - I am one of those gum smackers you speak of.