Confessions Of A Pipe Smoker

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Whalehead King wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:33 pm
I've never owned a pipe. I've been living a double fantasy alter ego life on PSF all these years. :oops:

Now you know. I've been living a lie. I don't really know anything about pipes, pipe tobacco, pipe accessories or machine made cigars. I've just been making it up as I went along. :king:

I do, however, know plenty about white bread, tootsie pops, songs of the day, and other odds and ends tangentially related to pipe smoking. The rest of everything I've written has been pure balderdash. :0]

I'm sorry. :tumble:
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Whalehead King wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:33 pm
I've never owned a pipe. I've been living a double fantasy alter ego life on PSF all these years. :oops:

Now you know. I've been living a lie. I don't really know anything about pipes, pipe tobacco, pipe accessories or machine made cigars. I've just been making it up as I went along. :king:

I do, however, know plenty about white bread, tootsie pops, songs of the day, and other odds and ends tangentially related to pipe smoking. The rest of everything I've written has been pure balderdash. :0]

I'm sorry. :tumble:
My experience with confessions is that there is typically a decoy initially. The penitent will confess something just to see how you react before presenting the real issue.

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Whalehead King wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:33 pm
I've never owned a pipe. I've been living a double fantasy alter ego life on PSF all these years. :oops:

Now you know. I've been living a lie. I don't really know anything about pipes, pipe tobacco, pipe accessories or machine made cigars. I've just been making it up as I went along. :king:

I do, however, know plenty about white bread, tootsie pops, songs of the day, and other odds and ends tangentially related to pipe smoking. The rest of everything I've written has been pure balderdash. :0]

I'm sorry. :tumble:
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Whalehead King wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:33 pm
I've never owned a pipe. I've been living a double fantasy alter ego life on PSF all these years. :oops:

Now you know. I've been living a lie. I don't really know anything about pipes, pipe tobacco, pipe accessories or machine made cigars. I've just been making it up as I went along. :king:

I do, however, know plenty about white bread, tootsie pops, songs of the day, and other odds and ends tangentially related to pipe smoking. The rest of everything I've written has been pure balderdash. :0]

I'm sorry. :tumble:
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21) I confess that some mornings, after I've enjoyed a particularly tasty bowl, I will proceed to brush my teeth while avoiding my tongue so I can continue to savor the flavor until lunch.
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Whalehead King wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:33 pm
I've never owned a pipe. I've been living a double fantasy alter ego life on PSF all these years. :oops:

Now you know. I've been living a lie. I don't really know anything about pipes, pipe tobacco, pipe accessories or machine made cigars. I've just been making it up as I went along. :king:

I do, however, know plenty about white bread, tootsie pops, songs of the day, and other odds and ends tangentially related to pipe smoking. The rest of everything I've written has been pure balderdash. :0]

I'm sorry. :tumble:
Uh,,,,, we've known this all along, and been just letting you carry on. We've been laughing under our breath this whole time. Really liked the addition of being a bed and breakfast owner in Louisiana, that really built your story line right into believability. Well done!.
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Whalehead King wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:33 pm
I've never owned a pipe. I've been living a double fantasy alter ego life on PSF all these years. :oops:

Now you know. I've been living a lie. I don't really know anything about pipes, pipe tobacco, pipe accessories or machine made cigars. I've just been making it up as I went along. :king:

I do, however, know plenty about white bread, tootsie pops, songs of the day, and other odds and ends tangentially related to pipe smoking. The rest of everything I've written has been pure balderdash. :0]

I'm sorry. :tumble:
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22) I confess that waiting three hours to see Christmas lights, before effing Thanksgiving, PIPELESS, is completely wrong.
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