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Kevin Keith wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:16 am Y'all are a bunch of girls. Grow it or shave it and shut up about it. That's my code.

I will pass on this observation by the old guy who was my first partner in the THP: "I'll never understand why anyone would cultivate on their face what grows wild on my ass."
Well, I’ll be clean shaven in the morning. Thanks KK.
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ncrobb wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:06 pm
Kevin Keith wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:16 am Y'all are a bunch of girls. Grow it or shave it and shut up about it. That's my code.

I will pass on this observation by the old guy who was my first partner in the THP: "I'll never understand why anyone would cultivate on their face what grows wild on my ass."
Well, I’ll be clean shaven in the morning. Thanks KK.
LOL :lol:
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Anyone ever go get a beardicure where every hair is individually trimmed and conditioned? It takes about an hour and a half. They use professional level beard oil for maximum luxuriousness. Scoff if you want but it's a totally most beard-a-licious experience!

I can't say it will make you feel like a real man, that takes real character, but, paying a lot of attention to your beard's grooming can make you feel like someone who looks like your idea of a real man. It's like feeling like a pirate by putting on an eyepatch. Aarrrgh!

Jesus had a beard. So did Moses. So did Lincoln. Did they have special shampoo? You'll have to ask them when you finally get into Heaven. My suspicion is: NO. If you want to talk to people who spend more time than necessary on their beard's grooming, you'll have to go somewhere else than where Jesus, Moses, and Abraham Lincoln are. Maybe I'm wrong. Send me a postcard when you find out.
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My beard is 40 years old I use shampoo on it, just regular soap on my ass, its 62 years old.
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Maynard wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:19 pm My beard is 40 years old I use shampoo on it, just regular soap on my ass, its 62 years old.
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JTWilliams wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:09 pm I'll go with whatever mah boy here is usin
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From the looks of it, Patchouli. Lol...
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Bruyere_Royale wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:38 pm
JTWilliams wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:09 pm I'll go with whatever mah boy here is usin
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From the looks of it, Patchouli. Lol...
One of my good friends was the first guitar player in White Zombie and another friend of mine plays in a band with Sean in New Orleans.
Very cool!
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Whalehead King wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:55 pm
Jesus had a beard. So did Moses. So did Lincoln. Did they have special shampoo? You'll have to ask them when you finally get into Heaven. My suspicion is: NO. If you want to talk to people who spend more time than necessary on their beard's grooming, you'll have to go somewhere else than where Jesus, Moses, and Abraham Lincoln are. Maybe I'm wrong. Send me a postcard when you find out.
I claim Moses and Jesus used an oil. Here is my rationale.

http://bible.oremus.org/?ql=218001299

I am not so sure about Lincoln, Grant, et al.
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Kevin Keith wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:16 am Y'all are a bunch of girls. Grow it or shave it and shut up about it. That's my code.

I will pass on this observation by the old guy who was my first partner in the THP: "I'll never understand why anyone would cultivate on their face what grows wild on my ass."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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