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“A hard head will make a soft ass or at least a sore one.” - Mr. Fred, my paternal grandfather. Everyone called him Mr. Fred. I heard that saying just about 30 seconds before he busted my tail.
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“Spread your arms, hold your breath and always trust your cape.” - Guy Clark
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You can’t match wits with an unarmed person.
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“Spread your arms, hold your breath and always trust your cape.” - Guy Clark
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Whenever I said something stupid as a kid my father would say, "You talk like a man with a paper ass". To this day I don't understand what he meant by "a man with a paper ass".
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Ray Mackessy wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:51 am
Whenever I said something stupid as a kid my father would say, "You talk like a man with a paper ass". To this day I don't understand what he meant by "a man with a paper ass".
luckily in this day and age you might be able to google it and find an answer. Lol
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My favorite quotes I used all the time when I was still working. OK, they aren’t famous, but I did say these things or reasonable facsimiles thereof. Forthwith.

“I came in late so I’ll take off early to make up for it.”

“Don’t just do something, sit there.”

"They can't charge me with anything if I don't do anything,"

When people asked how many tickets I usually would write I’d say, “Two a day or ten a week, whichever comes first.”

“I want some...what is it?”

“Are those donuts fresh? No? Then are they free?”

“Who made this coffee?”

“Am I right or Amarillo?”

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Bruyere_Royale wrote:
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Ray Mackessy wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:51 am
Whenever I said something stupid as a kid my father would say, "You talk like a man with a paper ass". To this day I don't understand what he meant by "a man with a paper ass".
luckily in this day and age you might be able to google it and find an answer. Lol
Thanks, never thought of that. I'll have to try.
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us."
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Don't worry bout the mule, just load the wagon.
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