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Favorite Quotes
“A hard head will make a soft ass or at least a sore one.” - Mr. Fred, my paternal grandfather. Everyone called him Mr. Fred. I heard that saying just about 30 seconds before he busted my tail.
“I’d like to ride the rodeo, but I got Brahma Fear.” - Jimmy Buffett
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Ray Mackessy
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Whenever I said something stupid as a kid my father would say, "You talk like a man with a paper ass". To this day I don't understand what he meant by "a man with a paper ass".
luckily in this day and age you might be able to google it and find an answer. LolRay Mackessy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:51 am Whenever I said something stupid as a kid my father would say, "You talk like a man with a paper ass". To this day I don't understand what he meant by "a man with a paper ass".
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Kevin Keith
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My favorite quotes I used all the time when I was still working. OK, they aren’t famous, but I did say these things or reasonable facsimiles thereof. Forthwith.
“I came in late so I’ll take off early to make up for it.”
“Don’t just do something, sit there.”
"They can't charge me with anything if I don't do anything,"
When people asked how many tickets I usually would write I’d say, “Two a day or ten a week, whichever comes first.”
“I want some...what is it?”
“Are those donuts fresh? No? Then are they free?”
“Who made this coffee?”
“Am I right or Amarillo?”
“I came in late so I’ll take off early to make up for it.”
“Don’t just do something, sit there.”
"They can't charge me with anything if I don't do anything,"
When people asked how many tickets I usually would write I’d say, “Two a day or ten a week, whichever comes first.”
“I want some...what is it?”
“Are those donuts fresh? No? Then are they free?”
“Who made this coffee?”
“Am I right or Amarillo?”
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Ray Mackessy
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Thanks, never thought of that. I'll have to try.Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:05 amluckily in this day and age you might be able to google it and find an answer. LolRay Mackessy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:51 am Whenever I said something stupid as a kid my father would say, "You talk like a man with a paper ass". To this day I don't understand what he meant by "a man with a paper ass".
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Ray Mackessy
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- Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:48 am
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