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Conversation between me and my wife:
Me: Honey I'm gonna get you a new set of tools for Mother's Day.
Her: Why?
Me: You know, broom, mop, dust pan, yours seem to be broken.
I thought it was funny, but she has no sense of humor.
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When do you expect to be released from the hospital?
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rlucas wrote:
Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:11 am
Conversation between me and my wife:
Me: Honey I'm gonna get you a new set of tools for Mother's Day.
Her: Why?
Me: You know, broom, mop, dust pan, yours seem to be broken.
I thought it was funny, but she has no sense of humor.
I call that the "lived in look", but be careful what you wish for, she could be following you around with anti-bacterial wipes and yelling not to touch stuff.
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rlucas wrote:
Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:11 am
Conversation between me and my wife:
Me: Honey I'm gonna get you a new set of tools for Mother's Day.
Her: Why?
Me: You know, broom, mop, dust pan, yours seem to be broken.
I thought it was funny, but she has no sense of humor.
This is like something I would say, but I'm from the state which leads the nation in percentage of individuals married three times or more. 🤣🤣🤣
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rlucas wrote:
Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:11 am
Conversation between me and my wife:
Me: Honey I'm gonna get you a new set of tools for Mother's Day.
Her: Why?
Me: You know, broom, mop, dust pan, yours seem to be broken.
I thought it was funny, but she has no sense of humor.
Reminds me of a "joke" I played on my wife, years ago, whilst I was young. Something about a "dimeand clip". I thought it was hilarious, until I saw her face. I've never known such fear.
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One day she asked if I would still love her when her boobs sagged to her knees.
I said what do you mean WHEN they sag to your knees.🤣
Again, she has no sense of humor.
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rlucas wrote:
Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:22 pm
One day she asked if I would still love her when her boobs sagged to her knees.
I said what do you mean WHEN they sag to your knees.🤣
Again, she has no sense of humor.
:lol: :lol:
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