Bad Pipe Poetry

Whalehead King

Set your device on stun, ladies and gentlemen. Here is the master:



A moment of silence, please, out of respect.

I'll bet there isn't a dry eye on PSF tonight.....
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Even I think there is too much Whalehead King in this thread and I am biased in his favor. :king:
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Chef Benny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:35 am So I heard that Mr. Nemoy only smoked pipes with Vulcanite stems.
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Oh sorry.. I thought this was the bad pipe jokes thread. LOL!!

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I thought it was funny! :lol:

I think he was smoking something stronger than tobacco when he came up with this:

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ric03 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 11:07 pm
Chef Benny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:35 am So I heard that Mr. Nemoy only smoked pipes with Vulcanite stems.
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Oh sorry.. I thought this was the bad pipe jokes thread. LOL!!

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I thought it was funny! :lol:

I think he was smoking something stronger than tobacco when he came up with this:

I don't know if I'll ever be able to watch Star Trek again. :shock:
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MikeDennison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:44 am
ric03 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 11:07 pm
Chef Benny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:35 am So I heard that Mr. Nemoy only smoked pipes with Vulcanite stems.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Oh sorry.. I thought this was the bad pipe jokes thread. LOL!!

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I thought it was funny! :lol:

I think he was smoking something stronger than tobacco when he came up with this:

I don't know if I'll ever be able to watch Star Trek again. :shock:
:lol: Dr Spock would certainly not have approved.
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ric03 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 6:12 am
MikeDennison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:44 am
ric03 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 11:07 pm

I thought it was funny! :lol:

I think he was smoking something stronger than tobacco when he came up with this:

I don't know if I'll ever be able to watch Star Trek again. :shock:
:lol: Dr Spock would certainly not have approved.
MR. Spock. Dr. Spock was the infamous child psychologist. :lol:
"I realized I had the gift of seeming to know more than I actually did." -A.J. Cronin-
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MikeDennison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:39 pm
ric03 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 6:12 am
MikeDennison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:44 am
I don't know if I'll ever be able to watch Star Trek again. :shock:
:lol: Dr Spock would certainly not have approved.
MR. Spock. Dr. Spock was the infamous child psychologist. :lol:
I realized but it was too late to edit it :oops: Was hoping nobody would notice :lol:
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ric03 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 9:29 pm
MikeDennison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:39 pm
ric03 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 6:12 am

:lol: Dr Spock would certainly not have approved.
MR. Spock. Dr. Spock was the infamous child psychologist. :lol:
I realized but it was too late to edit it :oops: Was hoping nobody would notice :lol:
Brother, you've been around here long enough now to know that we notice. Oh yes. We notice. :lol:
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MikeDennison wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:35 am
ric03 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 9:29 pm
MikeDennison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:39 pm
MR. Spock. Dr. Spock was the infamous child psychologist. :lol:
I realized but it was too late to edit it :oops: Was hoping nobody would notice :lol:
Brother, you've been around here long enough now to know that we notice. Oh yes. We notice. :lol:
Yeah, I knew lol! :lol: ...I mean everybody knows it's Mr Spock and Dr Scotty πŸ€ͺ
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