Bad Pipe Poetry

Whalehead King

Ruffinogold wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:04 pm

What !? That wasn't bad enough !? I can do worse possibly
I think this one is the poem that's gonna get me that Noble Prize I've been hankering for! :king:

It's been too long since we've last had a Ruffinogold Ode to a Grecian Bowl on this thread.
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There once was an old country parson,
whose favorite tobaccos were by Larsen;
While smoking at prayer,
he burned off his hair--
now surely that's no case of arson.
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Ode To A Pipe Tobacco Cheapskate.


Budget tobacco.
Budget pipes.
Thrift store bargains.
If this isn't Eden, it's close.

Price is what you pay.
Value is what you get.
Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
For the rest, there are estate sales and West Virginia Smoke Shop.

You can save a lot of money when you buy tobacco by the pound.
They only say it's generic.
We all know it's the same stuff, just without the fancy packaging.
Who wants to pay for marketing?
No name tobacco is at least $2.00 less an ounce!

If you prefer quality over quantity, boy, you can get a lot of both if you shop wisely.
You get a lot for your dollar when you buy wholesale and look for bargains.
Only a sucker pays retail.

You know who has the most friends?
It's the guys who never get tired of talking about how they pinch pennies for the best tobacco deals.
Those stories never get old.

People laugh at bargain basement smokers.
Those guys don't care.
They are laughing all the way to the bank.


I didn't have anyone in mind when I wrote this. ----- Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
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AndreRitter wrote:
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Make everyone on it a foe. That's all I can think of.

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Pipes in the morning , pipes in the evening .. Pipes in the afternoon

It's never too soon , pipe smoking will make you a loon
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AndreRitter wrote:
Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:07 pm
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You can chose not to read them.
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AndreRitter wrote:
Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:07 pm
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C'mon ya darn Brit
A bad po-em is sublime
Try it, you'll like it
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So I heard that Mr. Nemoy only smoked pipes with Vulcanite stems.
😂😂😂
Oh sorry.. I thought this was the bad pipe jokes thread. LOL!!

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arturo7 wrote:
Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:40 pm
AndreRitter wrote:
Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:07 pm
Is there a way to hide threads?
C'mon ya darn Brit
A bad po-em is sublime
Try it, you'll like it
Some people have a fetish
For annoying the Bretish.

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