Bad Pipe Poetry

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Whalehead King
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Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:56 pm

Ruffinogold wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:04 pm

What !? That wasn't bad enough !? I can do worse possibly
I think this one is the poem that's gonna get me that Noble Prize I've been hankering for! :king:

It's been too long since we've last had a Ruffinogold Ode to a Grecian Bowl on this thread.
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Flyfish Falls
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Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:16 pm

There once was an old country parson,
whose favorite tobaccos were by Larsen;
While smoking at prayer,
he burned off his hair--
now surely that's no case of arson.
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