Ode To A Pipe Tobacco Cheapskate.
Thrift store bargains.
If this isn't Eden, it's close.
Price is what you pay.
Value is what you get.
Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
For the rest, there are estate sales and West Virginia Smoke Shop.
You can save a lot of money when you buy tobacco by the pound.
They only say it's generic.
We all know it's the same stuff, just without the fancy packaging.
Who wants to pay for marketing?
No name tobacco is at least $2.00 less an ounce!
If you prefer quality over quantity, boy, you can get a lot of both if you shop wisely.
You get a lot for your dollar when you buy wholesale and look for bargains.
Only a sucker pays retail.
You know who has the most friends?
It's the guys who never get tired of talking about how they pinch pennies for the best tobacco deals.
Those stories never get old.
People laugh at bargain basement smokers.
Those guys don't care.
They are laughing all the way to the bank.
I didn't have anyone in mind when I wrote this. ----- Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
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