Now that battle seems like it might be a trifle one sided ...
I'll always bet on the pipe winning over the tobacco. My VaPers sense is tingling!
I run a small hotel in New Orleans. It's in Louisiana, in case you're thinking of another New Orleans I've never heard of.
I actually have specific latakia pipes and deer tongue pipes because I like the ghost. Every once in a while toss a straight VA or burley into a ghosted mess and enjoy the hints of what isn't currently burning
Not the brightest bulb in the fixture