Muriel oh Muriel.
As best as I can remember when the inevitable happened, that I could not afford her anymore, she demanded to be set free to explore her options. Being the gentleman I am I let her go. She asked if I might know anyone she could share her unique style with. I of course said I do. I then sent a small package to 5 different gentlemen whom I knew would enjoy her unique style. I included a pic of her and a note on the pic simply saying "enjoy". She did make her trip to the 5 gentlemen. How much they enjoyed her I still do not know. Since her travels had taken her in all sorts of destinations from here who knows where she may be today. I like to think she is likely sitting on the front steps of her mobile home with a can of ice cold Natural Light smoking a good old Machine Made Cigar!