Muriel Hauptmann

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mrpipster
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Muriel oh Muriel.
As best as I can remember when the inevitable happened, that I could not afford her anymore, she demanded to be set free to explore her options. Being the gentleman I am I let her go. She asked if I might know anyone she could share her unique style with. I of course said I do. I then sent a small package to 5 different gentlemen whom I knew would enjoy her unique style. I included a pic of her and a note on the pic simply saying "enjoy". She did make her trip to the 5 gentlemen. How much they enjoyed her I still do not know. Since her travels had taken her in all sorts of destinations from here who knows where she may be today. I like to think she is likely sitting on the front steps of her mobile home with a can of ice cold Natural Light smoking a good old Machine Made Cigar!
"Fear is the Mother of Morality." Friedrich Nietzsche
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Citizen B
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Happy New Year.

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Always save the best for last.
-- The Rhinestone Dandy.
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Ruffinogold
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Muriel ... I can imagine the aroma
" I believe adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble " L.L.
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Chef Benny
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Mamamamamuriel!
~ Tobacco is part of a complete breakfast.
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Maynard
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Ruffinogold wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:51 pm Muriel ... I can imagine the aroma
LOL!
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