Cricket fights

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We all know the number 1 rule of cricket fight club:
1)We don't talk about cricket fight club.
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This March, I'll be in NOLA again. I gotta find one of these cricket fights.
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Not likely. They don't say much.
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arturo7 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:16 pm This March, I'll be in NOLA again. I gotta find one of these cricket fights.
I can't tell you the exact address. I'll say St. Claude Avenue and leave it at that. The rest is up to you to find it. Tell 'em Lefty sent you.
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In a fight between a scorpion and 1000 cockroaches, I thought the scorpion would win.



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Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
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Lostdog5152 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:26 pm Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
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Lostdog5152 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:26 pm Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
Dude, ouch. Who did you wrong at the cricket fight?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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rlucas wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 3:16 pm
Lostdog5152 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:26 pm Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
Dude, ouch. Who did you wrong at the cricket fight?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Big money is won and lost on cricket fights. There are RICO laws about it. It's a serious sport.

Everyone gets there just deserts. I see where @Lostdog5152 is coming from.
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Citizen B wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 3:19 pm
rlucas wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 3:16 pm
Lostdog5152 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:26 pm Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
Dude, ouch. Who did you wrong at the cricket fight?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Big money is won and lost on cricket fights. There are RICO laws about it. It's a serious sport.

Everyone gets there just deserts. I see where @Lostdog5152 is coming from.
Did not know.
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