It alwsys helps to do the newbie incantation before a bowl light , when you're first starting out ...
I wanna smoke ya right now
I'm not in the mood to fight
So flame to bowl
Light ya bastid , light
When are you going to publish the Ruffinonomicon in full, so that we can have your full book of pipe smoking incantations?
"Today is a good day for a good day." - KK