Holy crap this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read on any forumCitizen B wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:03 pm The bartender is wearing a crocheted hat shaped like a condom. That part is bad enough. What makes it worse is that he is bald. I am not enjoying looking at him from behind.
It is cold outside, a blustery day, bleak and blear. This is what brought the condom hat out of the closet. Some things should stay closeted. I am not talking about people. I am talking about this stupid hat.
I cannot complain. Only a churl would ask a bald man to remove his ridiculous hat on a day as damp and chilly as today is turning out to be.
I asked the bartender what he sees when he looks in the mirror while wearing that stupid condom hat. “I see what you see when you look in the mirror, Mr. King."
Club soda came out my nose. It burned.
“I find that hard to believe,” I said after I finally stopped guffawing.
“I see somebody who is ready to take on the world,” he said.
Young people have ambition. Old people have purpose. This is why I wear a wide-brimmed fedora like the Shadow and not a condom-shaped hat like a dickhead.
Bravo! The best part is that it’s true!