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P-Lip Is a Scam!
- Houtenziel
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Who knows.. maybe Charles Peterson was just trolling us all. I can just imagine his inner dialog while he was drafting out the design.." the shape of this stem is so awkward that nobody will be able to actually keep it in their mouth.. not in mouth, no bite! Oh chuck.. you are so brilliant. Now lets name it something that suggests the part of the anatomy I modeled it after.. muahahaha".Whalehead King wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:07 pmIt's like catching lightning in a bottle, trying to capture that patented P-lip non-magic.houtenziel wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:03 pmExcept for, you know..Vauen on their Luxus line, Savinelli on their Dry System pipes, WDC Wellington, and Dr. Grabow Omega..Whalehead King wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:01 pm
"The Peterson P-Lip is a special mouthpiece designed and patented by Charles Peterson himself. It was originally meant to be a part of the Dry System’s design. However, it would prove so effective on its own that the P-Lip became it’s own option all together."
Unsurprisingly, nobody has tried to infringe on this patent. Why bother?
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I'm glad to learn that I'm not the only one who sees the Freudian symbolism in the P-lip. Just saying it makes me feel dirty.houtenziel wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:13 pmNow lets name it something that suggests the part of the anatomy I modeled it after.. muahahaha".Whalehead King wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:07 pmIt's like catching lightning in a bottle, trying to capture that patented P-lip non-magic.houtenziel wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:03 pm
Except for, you know..Vauen on their Luxus line, Savinelli on their Dry System pipes, WDC Wellington, and Dr. Grabow Omega..
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i'm not aware any party has sought recourse, but if this keeps up, Ruff may end up defending a recall petitionWhalehead King wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:11 pmAre you practicing before you have to appear in court?
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Where Ruff is concerned, love is the law. I don't know how much [mention]Ruffinogold[/mention] loves a P-lip. I can't imagine anyone loving a P-lip.avid wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:19 pmi'm not aware any party has sought recourse, but if this keeps up, Ruff may end up defending a recall petitionWhalehead King wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:11 pmAre you practicing before you have to appear in court?
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Whalehead King wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:17 pmhoutenziel wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:13 pmNow lets name it something that suggests the part of the anatomy I modeled it after.. muahahaha".Whalehead King wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:07 pm
It's like catching lightning in a bottle, trying to capture that patented P-lip non-magic.
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Kevin Keith wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:23 pmWhalehead King wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:17 pmhoutenziel wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:13 pm
Now lets name it something that suggests the part of the anatomy I modeled it after.. muahahaha".
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Ok , so the p lip looks like a schlong ... I guess it kind of does , like maybe a cartoon schlong . Hey , every Danish testicle pipe should come with one .
Anyway , it does direct smoke toward the roof of the mouth .. at least it isn't a gimmick .
I've been smoking my bent ebony Pete system ( with schlong mouthpiece , I reckon ) for the last two days . It's such a damn good smoking pipe, it really is
I do prefer a non schlong mouthpiece but mine works fine and I'm able to clench it without issue
If one uses ones sick imagination , there's plenty of puns and whatnot in what I just wrote . By all means , those of us immature enough to see it .. just proves were still young
Old age ... deny deny deny
Anyway , it does direct smoke toward the roof of the mouth .. at least it isn't a gimmick .
I've been smoking my bent ebony Pete system ( with schlong mouthpiece , I reckon ) for the last two days . It's such a damn good smoking pipe, it really is
I do prefer a non schlong mouthpiece but mine works fine and I'm able to clench it without issue
If one uses ones sick imagination , there's plenty of puns and whatnot in what I just wrote . By all means , those of us immature enough to see it .. just proves were still young
Old age ... deny deny deny
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