Those bristly pipe cleaners

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Ruffinogold wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:34 am I have yet to use them with women , just sayin.
Novices shouldn't try this without practicing on a dummy, first. This technique is only recommended for master levels of advanced seduction.

I shouldn't have mentioned it. I sometimes get confused and I thought I was posting on PPSF : the Playboy/Penthouse Seduction Forum.

Wait, no, I'm right. My post in PPSF was in favor of bristly pipe cleaners. There's all kind of kinky kooks over there.
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those bristley things are dangerous, cause third deg chafing
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Only your lips have more nerve endings than your fingertips. What is the best medicine of all for cracked and bleeding lips?

I'll tell you:



Don't take chances, take Chapstick! If you're getting pricked by bristly pipe cleaners, I hear Chapstick will help you heal up more quickly and soften your skin.
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Whalehead King wrote: Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:48 pm Only your lips have more nerve endings than your fingertips. What is the best medicine of all for cracked and bleeding lips?


Don't take chances, take Chapstick! If you're getting pricked by bristly pipe cleaners, I hear Chapstick will help you heal up more quickly and soften your skin.
I'm a Carmex man myself.
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No amount if over-the-counter emollients are going to cure my dislike of these bristly pipe cleaners. I've been using them almost exclusively the past couple of days and no matter how much I want to turn this frown upside down, this is how much I look forward to picking up another bristly pipe cleaner: :facepalm: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: Again?!?

Yes, again for awhile. I did just use a soft pipe cleaner to stop a gurgle in my Tsuge. The bristly one's won't fit through the mouthpiece. I have to disassemble the stem from the bowl in mid smoke to clear a gurgle with a bristly pipe cleaner. No problem but I felt I had pushed too much gunk from the back end to the mouth end with the bristly pipe cleaner so I found a BJ Long softee to clear the mouth bit at the lip.

It's no wonder that ladies prefer the feeling of a BJ Long against their skin over a Brigsten's. Only a masochist enjoys being pricked in the fingertips. The problem with the name BJ Long is that it makes this conversation sound much more pornographic than it really is. I prefer a soft BJ Long pipe cleaner over a bristly pricker bush of a pipe cleaner. YMMV.

I like my pipe cleaners more like Conway Twitty....



...than I like them like Billy Idol....

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Kevin Keith wrote: Mon Oct 21, 2019 6:36 pm I'm a Carmex man myself.
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Just use nose oil! If it works for pipes, it works for lips. :lol:
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Always keep bristle cleaners on hand . . . in particular the long taper.

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I call them bristley and I bought a pack by mistake. Don't ever use them, afraid they will inflict damage on my pipes.
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simplepipes wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:40 pm Always keep bristle cleaners on hand . . . in particular the long taper.

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I just keep the standard length around, but I don't have many long stems. You know the the famous desert island tobacco question? If I had to pick a desert island pipe cleaner, it would be the tapered bristle. I have a couple of p-lip pipes and a few Kaywoodies with stingers that prefer a non-bristle just to be small enough to navigate the curves, but otherwise I am all about the tapered bristle cleaner.
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I'm a Dill's man, prickly or soft. I also discovered BPA free metal straw cleaners, they flex and have a little rubber nipple on the end which acts as a safe bump stop if you hit the chamber wall. They come in various sizes and lengths and they are washable.
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