Cheddar Cheese

[Citizen B]

Port wine cheddar. Final answer.

This stuff, right?

Yessir but I've never tried that brand. We always have it in the house during the holiday season which coincidentally is right around the corner. Spread it on a Keebler Town House and top it with a slice of pepperoni and your all set!

Professional caterers call that simple hors d'oeuvre "The Great Gatsby."