The Art of Derailing a Thread.
I think the best derailments/hijacks are those that are unintentional.
Example;
Someone starts a thread about smoking after dinner. A pic is added showing three people smoking pipes with plates still on the table.
Someone notices a plate with shrimp scampi and comments.
The OP confirms the dish is indeed shrimp scampi and adds that it was delicious.
Another comment is made opining that the table should have been cleared before lighting the pipes.
Someone else notices a can of Kraft Parmesan cheese on the table and trumpets that Kraft is an abomination and suggests that the OP's taste buds would be better served with fresh grated Parmesan.
Yet another poster insists that a proper Italian would never serve cheese with seafood. Someone else objects to this.
Then all of hell breaks loose. What follows is an 11 page blizzard of cheese, seafood, and Italians. Sides are drawn in the cheese vs no-cheese with seafood battle. Another discussion continues to chastise those who use Kraft. Half of the participants claim Italian heritage or at least growing up next to an Italian family. Four recipes for shrimp scampi are offered. Two posters claim to be allergic to shellfish. One of them posts a recipe for trout scampi. Suddenly, trout fishing is a hot topic. One poster, who doesn't put cheese on seafood and would never serve Kraft, insists that his oblong bobber, given to him by his grandfather who grew up in the Italian side of the Alps, is an essential tool for catching trout.
Eventually, the thread's momentum wanes. The Kraft users left in a huff. Italy was credited as a culinary treasure. Trout were praised. The OP agreed to clear the table before smoking in the future.
Six months later a noob posts on the thread and it all starts again...
Example;
Someone starts a thread about smoking after dinner. A pic is added showing three people smoking pipes with plates still on the table.
Someone notices a plate with shrimp scampi and comments.
The OP confirms the dish is indeed shrimp scampi and adds that it was delicious.
Another comment is made opining that the table should have been cleared before lighting the pipes.
Someone else notices a can of Kraft Parmesan cheese on the table and trumpets that Kraft is an abomination and suggests that the OP's taste buds would be better served with fresh grated Parmesan.
Yet another poster insists that a proper Italian would never serve cheese with seafood. Someone else objects to this.
Then all of hell breaks loose. What follows is an 11 page blizzard of cheese, seafood, and Italians. Sides are drawn in the cheese vs no-cheese with seafood battle. Another discussion continues to chastise those who use Kraft. Half of the participants claim Italian heritage or at least growing up next to an Italian family. Four recipes for shrimp scampi are offered. Two posters claim to be allergic to shellfish. One of them posts a recipe for trout scampi. Suddenly, trout fishing is a hot topic. One poster, who doesn't put cheese on seafood and would never serve Kraft, insists that his oblong bobber, given to him by his grandfather who grew up in the Italian side of the Alps, is an essential tool for catching trout.
Eventually, the thread's momentum wanes. The Kraft users left in a huff. Italy was credited as a culinary treasure. Trout were praised. The OP agreed to clear the table before smoking in the future.
Six months later a noob posts on the thread and it all starts again...
ever forward
Speaking of Italians. One if my favorites had to be Espera Oscar de Corti AKA Iron Eyes Cody:arturo7 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 06, 2021 1:54 pm I think the best derailments/hijacks are those that are unintentional.
Example;
Someone starts a thread about smoking after dinner. A pic is added showing three people smoking pipes with plates still on the table.
Someone notices a plate with shrimp scampi and comments.
The OP confirms the dish is indeed shrimp scampi and adds that it was delicious.
Another comment is made opining that the table should have been cleared before lighting the pipes.
Someone else notices a can of Kraft Parmesan cheese on the table and trumpets that Kraft is an abomination and suggests that the OP's taste buds would be better served with fresh grated Parmesan.
Yet another poster insists that a proper Italian would never serve cheese with seafood. Someone else objects to this.
Then all of hell breaks loose. What follows is an 11 page blizzard of cheese, seafood, and Italians. Sides are drawn in the cheese vs no-cheese with seafood battle. Another discussion continues to chastise those who use Kraft. Half of the participants claim Italian heritage or at least growing up next to an Italian family. Four recipes for shrimp scampi are offered. Two posters claim to be allergic to shellfish. One of them posts a recipe for trout scampi. Suddenly, trout fishing is a hot topic. One poster, who doesn't put cheese on seafood and would never serve Kraft, insists that his oblong bobber, given to him by his grandfather who grew up in the Italian side of the Alps, is an essential tool for catching trout.
Eventually, the thread's momentum wanes. The Kraft users left in a huff. Italy was credited as a culinary treasure. Trout were praised. The OP agreed to clear the table before smoking in the future.
Six months later a noob posts on the thread and it all starts again...
He was a total fraud back before it was hip ala Rachel Dolezal/Hilaria Baldwin.
Highjacking is changing the subject to talk about what you want to talk about instead of the subject at hand. The highjacked usually has an agenda and the highjacked uses a blunt instrument to talk about what he or she wants to talk about. Derailing is more about nudging the conversation in a different direction without taking any accountability for the sudden turn of events, and not particularly caring where the conversation eventually ends up.
A highjacker is a terrorist with an agenda. A derailer is a film flam artiste who's only pleasure is to cause mischief and waste other people's time.
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"The art in this particular thread will be keeping it on topic."arturo7 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 06, 2021 1:54 pm I think the best derailments/hijacks are those that are unintentional.
Example;
Someone starts a thread about smoking after dinner. A pic is added showing three people smoking pipes with plates still on the table.
Someone notices a plate with shrimp scampi and comments.
The OP confirms the dish is indeed shrimp scampi and adds that it was delicious.
Another comment is made opining that the table should have been cleared before lighting the pipes.
Someone else notices a can of Kraft Parmesan cheese on the table and trumpets that Kraft is an abomination and suggests that the OP's taste buds would be better served with fresh grated Parmesan.
Yet another poster insists that a proper Italian would never serve cheese with seafood. Someone else objects to this.
Then all of hell breaks loose. What follows is an 11 page blizzard of cheese, seafood, and Italians. Sides are drawn in the cheese vs no-cheese with seafood battle. Another discussion continues to chastise those who use Kraft. Half of the participants claim Italian heritage or at least growing up next to an Italian family. Four recipes for shrimp scampi are offered. Two posters claim to be allergic to shellfish. One of them posts a recipe for trout scampi. Suddenly, trout fishing is a hot topic. One poster, who doesn't put cheese on seafood and would never serve Kraft, insists that his oblong bobber, given to him by his grandfather who grew up in the Italian side of the Alps, is an essential tool for catching trout.
Eventually, the thread's momentum wanes. The Kraft users left in a huff. Italy was credited as a culinary treasure. Trout were praised. The OP agreed to clear the table before smoking in the future.
Six months later a noob posts on the thread and it all starts again...
Thank you, Arturo. The voice of reason has spoken. A tip of my hat to you.
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