My Smoking jacket

[Citizen B]

Not to get too off topic, but, I got a BB gun pistol in the mail this morning. I'm going to use it to scare away stray cats from our back yard.

I'll be wearing my smoking jacket when I shoot at the cats because when I'm in the back yard, I'm smoking pipes and machine made cigars and Mrs. B doesn't like it when I bring that jacket in the house. She says it stinks, which it does. It stinks of good tobacco smoke.

Mrs. B is happy that I am trying to scare the stray cats out of our yard. They make a racket in the middle fo the night. "Mee-owww-errr, meow, meowerrrrrrr" It's like listening to babies being tortured.

Life is good no matter what you use as your smoking jacket.

[ncrobb]

Not to get too off topic, but, I got a BB gun pistol in the mail this morning. I'm going to use it to scare away stray cats from our back yard.

I'll be wearing my smoking jacket when I shoot at the cats because when I'm in the back yard, I'm smoking pipes and machine made cigars and Mrs. B doesn't like it when I bring that jacket in the house. She says it stinks, which it does. It stinks of good tobacco smoke.

Mrs. B is happy that I am trying to scare the stray cats out of our yard. They make a racket in the middle fo the night. "Mee-owww-errr, meow, meowerrrrrrr" It's like listening to babies being tortured.

Life is good no matter what you use as your smoking jacket.

I just flashed back to an incident involving my Dad, a B.B. pistol and a return to Wal-Mart. It’s a long story but it ends with “I can fart harder than it will shoot”! I’m laughing like an idiot on the porch.

[arturo7]

Not to get too off topic, but, I got a BB gun pistol in the mail this morning. I'm going to use it to scare away stray cats from our back yard.

I'll be wearing my smoking jacket when I shoot at the cats because when I'm in the back yard, I'm smoking pipes and machine made cigars and Mrs. B doesn't like it when I bring that jacket in the house. She says it stinks, which it does. It stinks of good tobacco smoke.

Mrs. B is happy that I am trying to scare the stray cats out of our yard. They make a racket in the middle fo the night. "Mee-owww-errr, meow, meowerrrrrrr" It's like listening to babies being tortured.

Life is good no matter what you use as your smoking jacket.

Cats are miserable.

[pipelover]

Just a thought, for non cat lovers:
How do you make a cat go woof ? Douse him in kerosene before throwing him on the fire !

[arturo7]

Equal time:

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

First you need to freeze it, then run it through a band saw

meeyowwww

[Tsal]

Not to get too off topic, but, I got a BB gun pistol in the mail this morning. I'm going to use it to scare away stray cats from our back yard.

I'll be wearing my smoking jacket when I shoot at the cats because when I'm in the back yard, I'm smoking pipes and machine made cigars and Mrs. B doesn't like it when I bring that jacket in the house. She says it stinks, which it does. It stinks of good tobacco smoke.

Mrs. B is happy that I am trying to scare the stray cats out of our yard. They make a racket in the middle fo the night. "Mee-owww-errr, meow, meowerrrrrrr" It's like listening to babies being tortured.

Life is good no matter what you use as your smoking jacket.

Cats are miserable.

lol... they are, I have two that do absolutely nothing and they always look annoyed.