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I would like a little umbrella for my pipe on rainy days. It would be a specialized wind cap. The fact that it could be retractable, a tiny umbrella on my walking-around pipe that I can extend during a random sun shower and close when the rain passes, let me tell you----the very idea of a seaworthy pipe cocktail umbrella gives this accessory points that send it off the red on the Kingometer. #16, where are you?
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"I would like a little umbrella for my pipe on rainy days. It would be a specialized wind cap. The fact that it could be retractable, a tiny umbrella on my walking-around pipe that I can extend during a random sun shower and close when the rain passes, let me tell you----the very idea of a seaworthy pipe cocktail umbrella gives this accessory points that send it off the red on the Kingometer. #16, where are you?"

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Bro Uhaha wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:48 pm "I would like a little umbrella for my pipe on rainy days. It would be a specialized wind cap. The fact that it could be retractable, a tiny umbrella on my walking-around pipe that I can extend during a random sun shower and close when the rain passes, let me tell you----the very idea of a seaworthy pipe cocktail umbrella gives this accessory points that send it off the red on the Kingometer. #16, where are you?"

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#16. That's the worst photoshop skills ever! The apparatus itself, though, man-o-man-alive! That's a Kirsten on steroids.
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Ive got two or three holsters . Heck , id enjoy having half of those things orf more
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Here's something for the Zippo lovers. It is a fluid and flint holster with a magnet backing. Nifty.
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Keepin it safe y'all!
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I got 3 .. lol

I could rock a pipe holster. As a previous poster said, ...in the right environment."
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