PSF Humor

[mrpipster]

I know I have been that hungry before.

[Citizen B]

I know I have been that hungry before.

I'm that way with a turkey leg at a Renaissance Faire but I hate to go to a renaissance fair because of guys like this guy:

[Dr Uhaha]

[mrpipster]

What dose this have to do with eating? Am I missing something?

[Citizen B]

What dose this have to do with eating? Am I missing something?

He is either pointing out that this looks like me (I don't think it is me, but I may not remember when this photo was taken)--- or ---he is telling us to stop because he's the king of his local Renaissance Faire.

Either interpretation can be considered on-topic.

[mrpipster]

What dose this have to do with eating? Am I missing something?

He is either pointing out that this looks like me (I don't think it is me, but I may not remember when this photo was taken)--- or ---he is telling us to stop because he's the king of his local Renaissance Faire.

Either interpretation can be considered on-topic.

If you say so.

[Citizen B]

What dose this have to do with eating? Am I missing something?

He is either pointing out that this looks like me (I don't think it is me, but I may not remember when this photo was taken)--- or ---he is telling us to stop because he's the king of his local Renaissance Faire.

Either interpretation can be considered on-topic.

If you say so.

Let's see:

[mrpipster]

He is either pointing out that this looks like me (I don't think it is me, but I may not remember when this photo was taken)--- or ---he is telling us to stop because he's the king of his local Renaissance Faire.

Either interpretation can be considered on-topic.

If you say so.

Let's see:

Is all making sense now.

[Ronv69]

This is the birthday of David Crockett, a Tennessee politician that had a breakdown after losing an election.

[mrpipster]

DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the... the... thing in the... you know the rest.

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

****** CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

CAITLYN: The Chicken in on the road to becoming a rooster!

STALIN: The proletarian chicken is on the road to "donate" all her eggs which now belong to the state.

HUEY LONG: When I'm elected Governor the chicken won't be crossing the road there will be a chicken in every pot