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Since politics seems to be the trend these days...
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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
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For the snuffers out there. Only in Britain.

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Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 9:39 am Since politics seems to be the trend these days...
Man, those were good days.
God and Texas!
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Ronv69 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:15 pm
Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 9:39 am Since politics seems to be the trend these days...
Man, those were good days.
Yessir, they were!
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Ronv69 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:15 pm
Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 9:39 am Since politics seems to be the trend these days...
Man, those were good days.
Amen
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Cool story.


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mrpipster wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 6:56 pm Cool story.


"What you can achieve in your underwear".. I never realized how much Australia has in common with Kentucky.
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Two old farmers were talking about the 'good-ole-days'..
The old farmer from Texas says, "When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day and still be on my property."

The old farmer from Kentucky said, "Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... you shoulda gotta Ford...hell, they'll get ya all the way ta town and back!"
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