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- Fr_Tom
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One of the more amusing years for us, the children decided they should leave Santa a map of the floor plan with directions to get to the bathroom, just in case he needed to make a pit stop.
Santa used the bathroom, and the signs he had been there were that he left the seat up, and his sooty hands really grimed up the soap. The children were more excited about this than you would believe.
Santa used the bathroom, and the signs he had been there were that he left the seat up, and his sooty hands really grimed up the soap. The children were more excited about this than you would believe.
"Prov'dence don't fire no blank ca'tridges, boys" Roughing It, Mark Twain
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Priceless.Fr_Tom wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:57 pm One of the more amusing years for us, the children decided they should leave Santa a map of the floor plan with directions to get to the bathroom, just in case he needed to make a pit stop.
Santa used the bathroom, and the signs he had been there were that he left the seat up, and his sooty hands really grimed up the soap. The children were more excited about this than you would believe.
- Mr Beardsley
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My wife is nuts about Christmas movies. We were watching one the other night and I pointed out that Santa no longer smokes a pipe in any of the modern movies
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Yep. Always had a little clay pipe.Mr Beardsley wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:49 pmMy wife is nuts about Christmas movies. We were watching one the other night and I pointed out that Santa no longer smokes a pipe in any of the modern movies
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I knew that cookie thing was a load of hooey!
He ALWAYS smoked a pipe when I was a kid!
We left bourbon for Santa this year.
I knew that cookie thing was a load of hooey!
He ALWAYS smoked a pipe when I was a kid!
We left bourbon for Santa this year.
"That's mighty bold talk for a one eyed fat man!" -Lucky Ned Pepper.