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I've found myself in a situation where I have 3 jobs starting at the same time My focus has been brutal and my body beat .

I could use a brain escape ..., so , like back in the old site ..

Ask me anything .,,.
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Dear Ruffinogold,

My wife goes nuts every time I walk the dog because she thinks I may fall victim to the charms of our neighborhood floozy. How do I reassure her that I would never "jump in the hay" with any other gal?

-Lampless in New Jersey
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If someone could only see your actions and not hear your words, what would they say are your priorities?
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Dr Uhaha wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:35 pm Dear Ruffinogold,

My wife goes nuts every time I walk the dog because she thinks I may fall victim to the charms of our neighborhood floozy. How do I reassure her that I would never "jump in the hay" with any other gal?

-Lampless in New Jersey
"Dear." :lol:
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Can you make me a wall rack with a non glass door to keep the UV out?
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Dear Ruffingold, Try wearing womens clothes, ....works for me!
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pipelover wrote: Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:27 am Dear Ruffingold, Try wearing womens clothes, ....works for me!
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Dr Uhaha wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:35 pm Dear Ruffinogold,

My wife goes nuts every time I walk the dog because she thinks I may fall victim to the charms of our neighborhood floozy. How do I reassure her that I would never "jump in the hay" with any other gal?

-Lampless in New Jersey


Nice........
I needed a good laugh this morning
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[mention]Ruffinogold[/mention] , How's the mancave/shed coming along?
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