Ask me anything

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:40 pm

pipelover wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:27 am Dear Ruffingold, Try wearing womens clothes, ....works for me!

Yes . My wife's fishnets are a little tight but I feel i pull it off ...... here , let me dig up a picture to pm you

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:42 pm

Houtenziel wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:07 am Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner?

Oh jeez .... that's really difficult . I guess which one has larger breasts and will go with that. I think Rita did

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:44 pm

Kevin Keith wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:16 am [mention]Ruffinogold[/mention] , How's the mancave/shed coming along?

Poorly . When I had the time I didn't have the money . I've had the money for over a year but I haven't stopped since last December. Its insulated and thats about it

God willing, when I'm caught up and after i visit my ma .... hopefully I can get to it

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:45 pm

Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:13 am
Dr Uhaha wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:35 pm Dear Ruffinogold,

My wife goes nuts every time I walk the dog because she thinks I may fall victim to the charms of our neighborhood floozy. How do I reassure her that I would never "jump in the hay" with any other gal?

-Lampless in New Jersey
"Dear."

Hey , I'm that kind of guy , man

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:49 pm

Ruffinogold wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:38 pm
Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:15 am Can you make me a wall rack with a non glass door to keep the UV out?
Do you mean a cabinet ?

Yes, like something that would hang on a Saloon wall in Dodge.

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:50 pm

Citizen B wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:13 pm
Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:09 pm
Citizen B wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:02 pm What's better? Georgia BBQ or Texas BBQ?

How do you spell BBQ without using spellcheck?
Barbecue.
Barbeque.

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:51 pm

Seamaster wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:06 pm Could you give me three reasons why Henry III was a bad king, please.

He picked his nose like he was digging for gold

He was anti Semitic

Most importantly, , he didn't smoke a pipe

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:51 pm

Middle Earth wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:01 pm I know this guy who bought another tractor last year that his over-lord/SWMBO is unaware of. Much easier to throw pipes and tobacco into the pile and stay safe. But a freaking tractor, how does he pull that one off ?????

He has mad skills in the sack

Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:55 pm

Fr_Tom wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 2:04 pm When will be pandemic be over?

If Biden wins , shortly after the election

If trumps wins .... it could go on forever ... or until his 2nd term is over

Only God knows for sure . My powers have a limit apparently

Mon Oct 05, 2020 6:00 pm

Citizen B wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:02 pm What's better? Georgia BBQ or Texas BBQ?

How do you spell BBQ without using spellcheck?

Georgia BBQ makes Texas BBQ taste like cardboard . We have tastier cattle too . Our women are prettier and we have mountainous forests

When God visits Earth in his human form , secretly , he visits the Georgia mountains and brings Rita Hayworth with him