Are You This Kind of Pipe Smoking Husband?

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Oh yeah, I'm there. But after 35 years, Dear Sweetie knows when I'm not "present"...and she'll call me on it. :(
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Nope not me... I have to pay strick close attention when she's taking or I'll never hear the end of it. She once snapped a wet kitchen rag through my jeans so hard it left a welt on my ass.
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Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:45 pm Nope not me... I have to pay strick close attention when she's taking or I'll never hear the end of it. She once snapped a wet kitchen rag through my jeans so hard it left a welt on my ass.
I saw something like that happen on the Hallmark Channel.
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I do that all the time, and I pay a hefty price for it. She's figured out that those are the times to ask me to do things I would normally never agree to. "Yah hon, sure, uh-huh, ok...."
Then I have to pay the piper when she brings it up later. I used to be able to deny that I agreed, but one time she recorded the conversation on her smartphone and I heard my vacant "yeah ok", and she had me dead to rights.
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MikeDennison wrote: ↑Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:46 pm Oh yeah, I'm there. But after 35 years, Dear Sweetie knows when I'm not "present"...and she'll call me on it. :(
After 36 years, my wife avoids having to talk to me at every opportunity. Plus, she thinks I should be able to read her mind (I pretty much can). She is pipe in the house friendly, so I got no complaints.
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Well, I would be this kind of husband with or without pipes in my life, so I don't know. Traditionally I blame it on the transcendental meditation, Frank Zappa, and patchouli of my misspent youth.
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Citizen B wrote: ↑Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:53 pm
Bruyere_Royale wrote: ↑Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:45 pm Nope not me... I have to pay strick close attention when she's taking or I'll never hear the end of it. She once snapped a wet kitchen rag through my jeans so hard it left a welt on my ass.
I saw something like that happen on the Hallmark Channel.
It left a mark alright.
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Kevin Keith wrote: ↑Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:08 pm
MikeDennison wrote: ↑Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:46 pm Oh yeah, I'm there. But after 35 years, Dear Sweetie knows when I'm not "present"...and she'll call me on it. :(
After 36 years, my wife avoids having to talk to me at every opportunity. Plus, she thinks I should be able to read her mind (I pretty much can). She is pipe in the house friendly, so I got no complaints.
If my wife would avoid me for 1 day I would be happy...everytime I turn around she's right there.
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