Now, in front of all of you, I have to confess. I have to get this off my conscience. I have tossed more than one dwarf in my time. I'm the man who did it.
It was in Portchester, New York, where Lifesavers, the candy in a roll, were invented. If you take the train, you will go past the old factory. It is all lit up at night, like candyland. The factory is condominiums now.
I was in Portchester to see a lady, naturally. She was kind of kinky, if you know what I mean. I took the train. We went to see a jello wrestling match. J-E-L-L-O. It was like GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies of Wresting, but it wasn't on UHF TV. It was in a bar with a swimming pool full of jello in the middle of the dance floor. It was quite hypnotic.
Between rounds, the midgets would come out and do a little dance and comedy skits and whatnot. The night ended with a dwarf toss. Those dwarves are heavy!
Has anyone else had experience with this sport?
I am sorry that this derailment has nothing to do with Secret Santa 2023 but Ruff brought it up.
I also apologize for going full WK on this tangent. I am working on something else and distracted. The whole story is true.
