Husband: Rabbi, I got a dog. My wife hates the dog. He's a good dog but she says the apartment is too small.
Rabbi: Get a cat and come see me in a week.
Husband:. Rabbi it's been a week... She hates the cat and the dog! All they do is fight! The apartment is a wreck!
Rabbi:. Get a bird and come see me in a week.
Husband: Rabbi it's been a week... The cat chases the bird! The dog chases the cat! The apartment is a disaster!
Rabbi: Get rid of the bird and the cat and see me in a week.
Husband: Rabbi! It's a miracle! She loves the dog!!
