PSF Secret Santa 2023

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Citizen B
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Thank you, @Ruffinogold , you have gotten me started about how I am not as innocent as I look when it comes to dwarf tossing.

Now, in front of all of you, I have to confess. I have to get this off my conscience. I have tossed more than one dwarf in my time. I'm the man who did it.

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It was in Portchester, New York, where Lifesavers, the candy in a roll, were invented. If you take the train, you will go past the old factory. It is all lit up at night, like candyland. The factory is condominiums now.

I was in Portchester to see a lady, naturally. She was kind of kinky, if you know what I mean. I took the train. We went to see a jello wrestling match. J-E-L-L-O. It was like GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies of Wresting, but it wasn't on UHF TV. It was in a bar with a swimming pool full of jello in the middle of the dance floor. It was quite hypnotic.

Between rounds, the midgets would come out and do a little dance and comedy skits and whatnot. The night ended with a dwarf toss. Those dwarves are heavy!

Has anyone else had experience with this sport?

I am sorry that this derailment has nothing to do with Secret Santa 2023 but Ruff brought it up. :king:

I also apologize for going full WK on this tangent. I am working on something else and distracted. The whole story is true.
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Piping Abe wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 1:26 pm Image
See, it is rules like that that why SimplePipes doesn't like taverns, lounges, bars, coffee shops, whatever you choose to call them.
simplepipes wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:43 pm
I feel the same about taverns, lounges, bars whatever you choose to call them . . .
-sp
I choose to call them dwarfless places. A place that bans dwarf tossing is a place that will not get my business. Who doesn't like to have fun? Most of them allow pipe smoking, Lord of the Rings-style. It's good for business.
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I have been informed that we have packages of pipe tobacco hitting the Christmas Tree’s of Santa’s favorite pipe smokers very soon..

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Citizen B wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:35 pm Has anyone else had experience with this sport?
I also will confess to have participated. Somewhere in the 1988-89 time frame. I believe the location was The Cellar and it was part of the Jim Rose Circus Side Show.
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Mine is in the mail and on the way! I totally forgot to put in a nice card...but "Merry Christmas" from me to (insert secret santa recipient) when you get it lol
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pipedrum22 wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:21 pm Mine is in the mail and on the way! I totally forgot to put in a nice card...but "Merry Christmas" from me to (insert secret santa recipient) when you get it lol
Same here. No card or Crayon on cocktail napkin note.
Sorry 🫠
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Middle Earth wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:26 pm
pipedrum22 wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:21 pm Mine is in the mail and on the way! I totally forgot to put in a nice card...but "Merry Christmas" from me to (insert secret santa recipient) when you get it lol
Same here. No card or Crayon on cocktail napkin note.
Sorry 🫠
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