Ruff said : Well the hell with it then , let's blow the damn thing up !!!
I can have sone Tannerite shipped in from Georgia , along with some shine . We can drink shine and watch it go up ... just think of all that plastic burning .. its gonna be awesome !!!!
With a feverish selfish ecstatic grin , Ruff hit a speed dial on his cell phone and says .... Vinny , I got a large order to make
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Yeeeeee hawwwww .... lets blow it up !!!!!!
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This is awesome. I read the whole thread and love it I already have a great idea for a story for one day when I know y'all better.
We are guilty, once again, of inflicting brain damage on an innocent bystander.
I hope you're all proud of yourselves. I know I am.
Ruffino Gold said, "What if the LEGO factory is made of Eggos?"
"That would be delicious," Arturo7 said. "If that factory is made of waffles, we'd better bring plenty of maple syrup."
Ruffino Gold rubbed his hands together. "Man, it's gonna be raining waffles when we get done with this job," he said with glee.
KK interjected. "Do either of you hear yourselves?" he asked.
Muriel Hauptmann sat in the corner. "Great," she sighed, "That's all the world needs is a waffle storm over Denmark."
Avid went over to her. "Cheer up, kid," he said, giving her a playful knock under her chin,
Fr. Tom, usually the most sober of the bunch, said, "Waffles are my favorite breakfast."
Whalehead King wondered aloud, "Are there any waffle and maple syrup flavored tobaccos?"
Bruyère Royale answered him, "Only in Heaven, WK, only in Heaven."
Crusty Cob walked into the room. "Daddy," Muriel Hauptmann exclaimed as she ran up to hug him. "How do we know he's not the evil Bjarne Neilson?" Mr. Beardsley asked. He didn't know what he was doing here. Neither did anyone else.
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While sitting at the Danish version of waffle house, Der Vakenfel , Ruffinos phone made an alert sound and he got up suddenly to step outside
Father Tom , always watchful , said .. Ruff is up to something
Briar Royale snickered
KK peered out the window and saw Ruff talking with a man beside an unmarked white van parked in front of the Der Vankenfel
Ruff walked back inside and asked Mauriel to come outside for a favor . He assured Crusty Cob it wasn't that type of favor
Ruff needed 5 grand but didn't want a " paper trail " , so he asked Muriel to bat her eyes and maybe he wouldn't have to pay for his delivery .......
Of course it worked . When Muriel bats her eyes , only the strongest of men can resist and this Dane wasn't strong to her powers
Mauriel: So , what did I just do ?
Ruff : ( Smiling with a glow of a thousand children ) ... you just secured us a whole lot of Tannerite , baby !
( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tannerite )
Father Tom , always watchful , said .. Ruff is up to something
Briar Royale snickered
KK peered out the window and saw Ruff talking with a man beside an unmarked white van parked in front of the Der Vankenfel
Ruff walked back inside and asked Mauriel to come outside for a favor . He assured Crusty Cob it wasn't that type of favor
Ruff needed 5 grand but didn't want a " paper trail " , so he asked Muriel to bat her eyes and maybe he wouldn't have to pay for his delivery .......
Of course it worked . When Muriel bats her eyes , only the strongest of men can resist and this Dane wasn't strong to her powers
Mauriel: So , what did I just do ?
Ruff : ( Smiling with a glow of a thousand children ) ... you just secured us a whole lot of Tannerite , baby !
( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tannerite )
" I believe adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble " L.L.
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Suspension of disbelief ended right there. Waffles are not Keto friendly.Whalehead King wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:39 pm
Fr. Tom, usually the most sober of the bunch, said, "Waffles are my favorite breakfast."
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