Knees [ holy **** ]

[Citizen B]

55

I'm really 55, too, but I always say 56 because I don't feel like remembering when to change it. That, plus all the respect you get from telling people you are older than you really are. I will turn 56, according to my birth certificate, in December this year. Sagittarius in the Age of Aquarius.

[Dr Uhaha]

That, plus all the respect you get from telling people you are older than you really are.

My father misreported my DOB to schools and government agencies for years. No idea why. He was there when I appeared.