Humor 2022

[Citizen B]

Alright, here is some real humor. A young lady friend and I are going to start practicing dancing like this so we can go to a nightclub when she turns 21 next month.

Yes, Mr. Fancy-Pants is going to shuffle dance to "Sugar, Sugar." I know the DJ. No, I am not taking a video for your amusement. Use your imagination.

I think it will be aerobic.

Im sore and tired just looking at that

My friend has lost ten pounds since we've been practicing. I have become more toned. I don't have a lot of weight to lose, already being mostly composed of gristle and scar tissue.

She turns 21 in June. Practice makes perfect.

[Piping Abe]

[Wildcat]

[Piping Abe]

[Ronv69]

Alright, here is some real humor. A young lady friend and I are going to start practicing dancing like this so we can go to a nightclub when she turns 21 next month.

Yes, Mr. Fancy-Pants is going to shuffle dance to "Sugar, Sugar." I know the DJ. No, I am not taking a video for your amusement. Use your imagination.

I think it will be aerobic.

Im sore and tired just looking at that

My friend has lost ten pounds since we've been practicing. I have become more toned. I don't have a lot of weight to lose, already being mostly composed of gristle and scar tissue.

She turns 21 in June. Practice makes perfect.

That's not how we used to dance to that song.

[Piping Abe]

[Kevin Keith]

Hahahahaha!

[Kevin Keith]

[Silver]

Tastes good with Old Bay, check!

[Ronv69]

I tried having my mother’s phone disconnected, but customer service told me that since the account was in my dad’s name, he’d have to be the one to put in the request. The fact that he’d been dead for 40 years didn’t sway the rep. Then a solution hit me: “If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service, right?”

“Well, yes,” she said reluctantly. “But that would ruin his credit.”