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Plinsc
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Wiener mobile drivers needed

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/fo ... dium=email
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Hilarious. They want a Bachelors Degree and you make 40 grand a year. I love it!
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Piping Abe wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 7:37 am Hilarious. They want a Bachelors Degree and you make 40 grand a year. I love it!
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Have a Bachelors Degree but can't change a tire or read a map.
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Imagine the chick's you'd score on the road. .... like none . Lol
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Ruffinogold wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 9:04 am Imagine the chick's you'd score on the road. .... like none . Lol
Probably really appealing for a Eunuch
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Might have to apply
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You know who wants to apply for this job, don't you?

I bet I would meet the nicest people tootling around America in the Weiner Mobile as Oscar Meyer's goodwill ambassador.

I do not have sheepskin but I do have street experience, which is the best kind.

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Citizen B wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 12:56 pm You know who wants to apply for this job, don't you?

I bet I would meet the nicest people tootling around America in the Weiner Mobile as Oscar Meyer's goodwill ambassador.

I do not have sheepskin but I do have street experience, which is the best kind.

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Postscript: I like how The African Queen was playing in the background that day.
If you apply, I'll write you a letter of reference. I don't know you, but I'm sure I could make up something nice.
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Piping Abe
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Citizen B wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2024 12:56 pm You know who wants to apply for this job, don't you?

I bet I would meet the nicest people tootling around America in the Weiner Mobile as Oscar Meyer's goodwill ambassador.

I do not have sheepskin but I do have street experience, which is the best kind.

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Postscript: I like how The African Queen was playing in the background that day.
So your first customer who paid to have lunch with you?
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