We all know the number 1 rule of cricket fight club:
1)We don't talk about cricket fight club.
Cricket fights
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Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
Harsh!Lostdog5152 wrote: βMon Aug 16, 2021 12:26 pm Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
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Dude, ouch. Who did you wrong at the cricket fight?Lostdog5152 wrote: βMon Aug 16, 2021 12:26 pm Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
"That's mighty bold talk for a one eyed fat man!" -Lucky Ned Pepper.
Big money is won and lost on cricket fights. There are RICO laws about it. It's a serious sport.rlucas wrote: βMon Aug 16, 2021 3:16 pmDude, ouch. Who did you wrong at the cricket fight?Lostdog5152 wrote: βMon Aug 16, 2021 12:26 pm Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
Everyone gets there just deserts. I see where @Lostdog5152 is coming from.
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Did not know.Citizen B wrote: βMon Aug 16, 2021 3:19 pmBig money is won and lost on cricket fights. There are RICO laws about it. It's a serious sport.rlucas wrote: βMon Aug 16, 2021 3:16 pmDude, ouch. Who did you wrong at the cricket fight?Lostdog5152 wrote: βMon Aug 16, 2021 12:26 pm Rule at cricket fights should be......winner gets freed in the park. Loser gets dipped in chocolate by its owner and eaten. Winning owner gets a lot of money. Losing owner gets dipped in chocolate and eaten by crickets. Personal trainers get similar treatment.
Everyone gets there just deserts. I see where @Lostdog5152 is coming from.
"That's mighty bold talk for a one eyed fat man!" -Lucky Ned Pepper.